Because of ample time and nothing worth to do (all lies), I am here to seek answers of some difficult questions from Octopus Paul.
Paul, the almighty, please do tell us why are Indians so good in foodball ?
Why isn’t Sharad Pawar not attracted to soccer, Is the game cleaner than Cricket ?
Why is Mamata Bannerjee spends her entire time in Delhi, shunning Kolkata always ?
How come Nitin Gadakari speaks in such a decent language when other politicians are all foul mouthed ?
How does HT manages to score against ToI every morning ?
Why isn’t Indian journalism still not been affected by paid news ?
Why isn’t the UPA government work through Group of Ministers (GoM) to increase efficiency ?
Paul, only gospel. Didn’t Spain had 12 players when they played against Germany ?
Wasn’t Lord Ram the Bhaiyya, whom Marathis have stopped worshipping ?
Didn’t you tip off Suhel Seth, who wrote to you even before I could ?
